Ugly Bob's is everything you'd expect of a run down roadhouse favored the dregs of humanity. Even early in the evening, the lighting is poor and the decor is 2x4 furniture. The place is packed, but there's always room for a few more to squeeze in. The serving girls all appear barely legal age wearing shorts cut to show the bottom of their cheeks and half-shirts that would show breast if any of them had anything more than a B-cup. Each are just short of being beautiful; All the beautiful girls are working in slightly classier joints.
You can have anything you want to drink, as long as its either Fizzle-Cola or Bob's Brew. Special every night are boneless wings or BBQ burger with onion flowers or turnip fries on the side